Mexican Joke and laughs sent by my brother, Juan Cárdenas, M.D., el cuñao, Eduardo López. In memory of Dr.  Juan Cárdenas Cárdenas, Neurosurgeon, 1911-1997 Laughter is the best medicine for the soul  Mexican joke of the day

The Haircut One day a florist goes to the barber for a haircut. After the cut he goes to pay the barber, the barber says, "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service." The florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and one dozen roses waiting at his door. A cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies, "I'm sorry I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service!" The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and one dozen donuts waiting at his door. A Mexican cook goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies, 'I'm sorry I can't accept money from you I'm doing community service.' The Mexican cook is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there?.... A dozen Mexicans waiting for a free haircut!!!......... ¡Ay Raza! How's that for a mexican joke

ONLY A MEXICAN WIFE!! The sick Mexican husband was laying on his death bed.... He had only hours to live, when he suddenly smelled tamales. He dearly loved tamales, more than anything else in the world, especially his querida Chita's tamales, which were known through out Albuquerque, New Mexico as "Lo mejor de lo mejor!" (The best of the best) With every last bit of the energy left in his mind and body, the terminally ill husband pulled himself out of bed, across the floor, down the hall, and into the kitchen. Here, his wife was removing the fresh batch of tamales from the stovetop. As he reached for one of the freshly made tamales his corazon, Chita, smacked him in the back of the head with a wooden spoon. "Leave them alone!", she yelled, "...they're for the funeral!"

STAY!!!! I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay! Stay!" The driver of a nearby car, perhaps noting that I am a blonde (?), gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a whole year ago and I had yet to pay for them. Boy oh boy, did we go around! Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year... that in one year the windows would pay for themselves. There was silence on the other end of the line so I just hung up and I haven't heard back. Guess I won that stupid argument!

A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.   "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"   "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.   What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room.

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